2006-11-21 - 0:50

Corporate synergy

So, my most magnificent discovery today was not simply the fact that Dancing With the Stars somehow warrants its own arena tour, although that realization is comical in its own right. The true beauty, though, comes in hearing of the show's sponsor and scanning the list of venues.

If you act fast, you'll have a chance to acquire what is likely the greatest concert ticket ever printed: "Slim-Fast Presents Dancing With The Stars at the Dunkin Donuts Civic Center."

Try and tell me that's not worth having in the scrapbook.

J.